Zombie Madness!!

Yeah, well, I've been into zombies lately... Been re-reading this great book of zombie-related short stories [The Book of All Flesh, put out by Eden studios, who are mainly all about an RPG called 'All Flesh Must Be Eaten', but they've put out 3 anthologies also. Go to: www.allflesh.com to check them out.] and today I came upon this charming bit of undead-ism...

WARNING... it's kinda gross if you have a weak tummy.

Twelve Days of The Rise

By Daniel Davis

On the first day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

A zombie in a pear tree.

On the second day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the third day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Ten undead bikers,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Eleven disembowlings,

Ten undead bikers,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Twelve humans turning,

Eleven disembowlings,

Ten undead bikers,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

AND A ZOMBIE IN A PEAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Everybody dance!!