Here's the News!

Alright folks, here's the deal. This is going to have to be a very abbreviated version of the news; I wrote this huge long post, and when I published it, about half of it was cut off... I didn't know there was a size limit for posting(or maybe the site is just messed up at the moment, who knows), so if anyone has any questions, and you don't get the email I'm going to send out to everyone in my email list sometime this week or so, please let me know and we'll work it out.

Mr.M(my honey of 2years, our anniversary is May 12), our best buddy R, and myself are moving to Lakewood, Colorado!! It's in the southwest outskirts of Denver. WooHoo!!! We've already decided where we want to live, at a place called Whisper Creek, you can look at the floorplan of the apartment we want here. Our second choice is also in Lakewood, at Marston Pointe, the floorplan is here.

We're driving out there the last week of July. More info to come.

Love you all!

Ok,ok...

"Enough with the dang tests, already!!!" they say! Well don't worry, I promise this is the last one for a while, and I promise my next post will have lots of chewy chunks of personal and relevant information... Yes, Azathoth, it's time to tell... Just let me do it here first. Within a week, I will. I promise.

Animal!! You scored 80 Mood and 68 Energy!

No doubt about it: You are pure id, you pure animal. You are a ball of happy energy, and when you get going, nothing can stand in your way. Sometimes this energy can be intimidating to others, but it will take you far in life.

Link: TheLadyEve on The Muppet Personality Test written by Ok Cupid

Zombie Madness!!

Yeah, well, I've been into zombies lately... Been re-reading this great book of zombie-related short stories [The Book of All Flesh, put out by Eden studios, who are mainly all about an RPG called 'All Flesh Must Be Eaten', but they've put out 3 anthologies also. Go to: www.allflesh.com to check them out.] and today I came upon this charming bit of undead-ism...

WARNING... it's kinda gross if you have a weak tummy.

Twelve Days of The Rise

By Daniel Davis

On the first day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

A zombie in a pear tree.

On the second day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the third day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the ninth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Ten undead bikers,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Eleven disembowlings,

Ten undead bikers,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of The Rise the horrors I did see,

Twelve humans turning,

Eleven disembowlings,

Ten undead bikers,

Nine ghostly specters,

Eight oozing creatures,

Seven lone Survivors,

Six zombie crows,

FIVE UNDEAD SHEEP!

Four shambling pus bags,

Three fresh corpses,

Two zombie lords,

And a zombie in a pear tree.

AND A ZOMBIE IN A PEAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Everybody dance!!

Nightmare...

I got an email about this today from my good friend ferretmistress, and I couldn't believe what I was reading. The previous post was obviously a joking conversation, but this is serious, outrageous, offensive, and terrifying. As ferretmistress said, quite correctly, love the kitties, don't shoot them!

Read about it by clicking on the title of this post.

I just thank the gods that we're not moving to Wisconsin!! [full disclosure as to where we are moving to, exactly, will be posted very soon!]

Odd Conversation...

MB: They make crypts for cats, you know.

Everyone else: Huh?

MB: Yeah, little stone boxes, you can put a cat, or a bunny, or a little dog in... then put on the stone lid.

BS: Why, to kill them?

MB: No, to keep them dead!

Hysterical laughter ensues, with visions of little undead puppies and bunnies and kittens running about eating the brains of small squirrels and such. It was a weird night.

HO... LY... CRAP.

I saw a commercial last night at work that nearly threw me into seizures of joy, held back by a vague sense of apprehension... Could it ever possibly be as good as I want it to be? Go here, NOW!!!

http://www.thefilmfactory.co.uk/hitchhikers/global/index.html?countryID=§ion=&datastr

OMG, I can't freakin' wait for April 29!

Penguins are cool.

Some Cheese With Your Whine?

You are a fun and light-hearted penguin who believes in true love. You may be black and white on the outside, but under those feathers beats a heart of gold. Good times and good friends are never far away, which is why the Little Penguin Chardonnay is your social beverage of choice.

note: click on the title to go do the quiz if you want to see what kind of wine you are!